FAO Schwartz is home to that big ass piano that Tom Hanks played in Big and, much like other performing arts, the music has evolved. Check out these two girls playing Bach on it.

That’s pretty impressive. I haven’t seen someone get such great rhythms out of an oversized organ since that girl was playing the calypso drums with that black man’s enormous penis in Blacks on Blondes 2: Electric Boogaloo.

What if this video is a fake and they just used a shrink ray and put these girls on a normal sized piano? Yeah, it’d be the same degree of talent required, but still. It’d kind of ruin it a bit, wouldn’t it? I can’t say I’m enamored with the idea of Tinkerbell’s greatest hits.