I want to go to Panama

I know Panama has a canal and…um…pans. But I didn’t know it had athletes like this. Check out this pic of a couple girls supposedly from the Panamian Cricket Team.

Click for super hi-res photo with more ass than..some sort of…donkey…show

You can view some more asstastic photos here courtesy of the awesome Gotty at The Smoking Section.

Now I love America, really I do. Even though most of our citizens are fat douchebags, it’s a great place. But holy f’ing shit I want to be in this country instead. What are they doing in Panama to breed these monsters? Did some Panamian man impregnate a camel at some point, forcing many future generations of Panamian women to have asses like humps? I can’t wrap my head around this. Based off of my knowledge of South American culture primarily derived from delicious dinners at a Brazilian steakhouse, it must be the fact that every meal is served off of a sword. Further research may be required so if you see me inserting a beaker into a nearby South American woman’s ass, let’s just assume there’s an actual purpose behind it this time.

UPDATE: Our friends at InGameNow uncovered the unphotoshopped version. Still nice, but not AS nice. A tear streams down my cheek. Picture’s after the jump.

Wanker
May 5, 2009
#1

WOW! Finally a worthy subject for high rez photography.
vix
May 6, 2009
#2

it’s Photoshoped. Look close at the far left woman, you can see how the fence and chair behind her ass is all warped.
As much as you’d like this to be real, it isn’t.
Chris
May 6, 2009
#3

Isn’t it just possible that her ass has bent the very fabric of our existence? I want to believe!
Meep
May 7, 2009
#4

theres always the silly troll calling FAKE instead of just enjoying the pic. Sorry if there isnt enough dong in the photo for you Vic. jeez go to a man on man site if this isnt your thing.
Meep
May 7, 2009
#5

typed Vic and meant Vix
dasmi3
May 8, 2009
#6

that is a good representation of the women Panama thats how they looked when I stayed there for 3 months
Dick van der Velde
May 8, 2009
#7

They are Photoshopped, might as well get excited over Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider games. More pics [url=http://www.tigerdroppings.com/rant/messagetopic.asp?p=13311928]here[/url].
Check the one with a lot of grass and how weird it is warped close the the girls.
Exciting at first glance, but shopped nonetheless…. very obvious tbh, even I could have done better.
Chris
May 8, 2009
#8

Believe me, I did get excited over Lara Croft too. But I mean, I have seen girls like this before, just not in white pants. It’s really not as outlandish as some people might believe (though three girls together, all of whom are “professional athletes” and you can’t prove it after extensive Googling is a bit unlikely).
Meep's DAD
May 8, 2009
#9

I guess this explains the blowup doll in your room, son. If fake women float your boat, that’s fine by me. I personally enjoy the meaty taste of cock, but then so does your mom. LOLZ!