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It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever

High school is a tough time. You’re adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see.

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NOTE: Not the photo in question. this is just what a life of early vagina showings gets you.

Tampa, Florida – Page 219 of the brand new school yearbook is all the talk at Sickles High School in Citrus Park.

“There’s a picture of a girl in the club pages,” said senior Xander Morehouse.

The picture is of a student with, what some are saying, are her private parts showing.

And it is published in the school yearbook.

“When I saw it, I kind of flipped out. I was like, ‘Oh my God’, but I think that she’s probably like really horrified,” said sophomore Caitlin Darden.

10 Connects caught up with the 16-year-old in the photo – and her mother Jeanette. The young girl admits she didn’t wear underwear that day but says it was because she didn’t want her panty lines to show. She says she did not show herself like that on purpose, “Absolutely not. It is ridiculously embarrassing.”

“All of the administrators are trying to downplay it and saying I should really laugh it off and come back to school but I’ve been humiliated,” said the junior who will not return to school for the rest of the year.

Now while it’s pretty much against everything I stand for to say that we need to allow a young woman to keep her vagina hidden from public view, telling her she needs to just “laugh it off” is kind of fed. Having your cooch flopping around or whatever verb it is that vaginas do is pretty embarrassing. Especially if she were, um, less than groomed as she may be based upon reports of it “being a shadow.” Because if it is that fuzzy and afrolike, it shouldn’t be seen in public unless it has a pick in its hair and says lots of jive talking expressions.

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  • Warren
    May 14, 2009
    #1

    Slurping. The verb you’re looking for is slurping.

  • Wanker
    May 14, 2009
    #2

    now we need only know where on the net to find a scan of the page and all will be well with the world

  • Jeff
    May 14, 2009
    #3

    I have th picture in my yearbook and go to Sickles. It’s not even a big picture, and can barley tell, plus the girl isn’t even good looking.

  • Chris
    May 14, 2009
    #4

    Jeff, I dare say “pics or it didn’t happen.”

  • silencer
    May 15, 2009
    #5

    Hey dumbass, the VAGINA is INSIDE the fucking body. You CAN’T SEE IT.
    You mean the labia.

    Read a fucking book.

  • Chris
    May 15, 2009
    #6

    Seriously? Hey you know what’s great for humor? Making everything completely literal. You must be a blast at parties. “Wait hold on hold on, chicken are completely incapable of crossing roads for a particular motivation! That doesn’t make any sense, STUPID.” Please stop reading this site.

  • Wanker
    May 15, 2009
    #7

    Chris, I think I love you …. ;-) … that was friggin awesome

  • Matt S
    May 16, 2009
    #8

    I used to go to Sickles HS, people I know who are still there say she did it on purpose, told people she would and then bragged about it til mom found out.

    Think about it, if only the seniors got their yb’s so far, how would mom know? Hell, how would Jeana know? Clubs pages are the last things people look at, if this were an accident it’d take days, if not weeks, for people to find out.

  • gimme moore
    May 26, 2009
    #9

    Like everyone never saw a COOTER !!!! She’ll probably end up posing for PlayBoy someday because of it so what’s the big deal??

    GIMME A BREAK !!!

  • shankarprasad
    July 13, 2009
    #10

    i want to takin

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