Sweden is a land of candy and hot chocolate and sexy blonde women. So what could ruin that perception? Condoms in the french fries, most likely.

Swiss police said they are investigating a 7-year-old girl’s discovery of a condom in her McDonald’s Happy Meal.

Fribourg state police said the mother called them after the girl discovered the condom among her French fries.

Police said Monday they were investigating where the condom came from and how it got into the Happy Meal. They said an analysis was being done to determine if the condom posed a health risk.

I typically am not skeeved out by much; I once ate a hamburger that fell on the floor *cough for seven hours* but this is kind of gross to me. I mean, condoms in food? I don’t even wear condoms on trips to Haiti’s red light district, what makes you think I’d want it anywhere else in my life?

That little girl just learned an important lesson though. That lesson? Never trust a clown. Also condoms are not very delicious and, as a result, you should probably never attempt to put one on any gentleman. They only lead to pain. Yes, I’m aware the opposite is actually true but f it, she’s seven, what does she know?

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