Via Crooked Gremlins comes this somewhat funny take on movie posters.

If I ever have enough money to produce a film, it’s going to be written specifically for Megan Fox. It’ll be a touching drama about a woman coming of age with something. I anticipate she’ll be sucked in by the ability to stretch her dramatic legs, but will be confused as to why her character is constantly stuck taking bubble baths, nude tanning, and getting violated in prison. It’s for character, Megan. Your character’s life is in the doldrums and nude tanning and bubble baths are her only escape. If she didn’t have those and her monthly lesbian orgies, how could she possibly get through the drama of being a nymphomaniac stripper? Soul-stirring, isn’t it?