I support all of our Armed Forces equally since I am a man who knows no biases nor discrimination, I can’t entirely relate to the lessons taught to the child in this letter. But it seems like an important fact to know.

My mom used to dress me up like a sailor when I was little, the tragedy of which is only now starting to wear off 20-someodd years later. I guess we know why she did that now. I can’t help it, we couldn’t afford pacifiers!

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