Via PBFComics comes this lesson about trusting the bond between peanut butter and jelly.

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve went to f a jar of jelly and had the exact same experience. I’m always telling anyone who’ll listen that Smuckers is nothing but a whore, but nobody ever listens. You’d be amazed at how closeminded people can be when you’re yelling obscenities with your penis in a jar of jelly. Oh when will modern society learn to be more accepting?