This might be the most fantastically quote-filled article ever…from a drunken traffic stop. Read the whole thing for more laughs.

“During (our) interview, the driver was irate at the passenger and kept yelling at him for asking the police if we had any weed,” the officers wrote.

As police interviewed Belviso and Skupien, a passenger still in the rear seat of the car, Steven Carney, 17, opened another beer.

When Palermo asked Carney what he was doing, he told him, “If I’m going to jail, I might as well be (expletive) juiced.”

Palermo told Carney to put the beer down, but, in the officers words, “he kept chugging it.” When Palermo attempted to take the beer from Carney, the teen responded by throwing the beer at the officer.

Carney then got out of the car and attempted to fight the officers, flexing his muscles and shouting “What the (expletive).”

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