When I was of sexual function age, my dad did nothing for me other than incidentally having illegal cable so that I could see pornography far younger than any boy should have access to it. But this Polish father took his son to buy a hooker at 14…unfortunately, the hooker was more of a cop than a woman who sells sexual favors. Whoops.

A man who tried to hire a prostitute to take his 14-year-old son’s virginity as a present was spared jail by a British court on Friday.

The Polish national took the boy out in his car and allowed him to pick out the prostitute, who was standing at the side of the road in the red-light district of Nottingham, central England.

But the 42-year-old father was arrested because the teenager had chosen an undercover police officer, Nottingham Crown Court heard.

He asked “Sarah” how much it would cost for her to have sex with his son and they agreed on a $30 fee. However, when the car pulled over, the man was arrested by plainclothes police officers.

“The boy said that they had driven past the girl and his dad pointed to her and said ‘will she do?’,” Harris said.

“He said ‘yes’ and they had turned round. He said his dad did this because he was still a virgin and he was taking care of that for him.”

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