The creepiest man on the Internet has been crowned

If this is legitimate, and for the love of all that is holy I hope it isn’t (though the heroes at 4chan say it is [link has some very NSFW things]), this gentleman is undoubtedly the creepiest human being to ever exist on the Internet. Watch the whole thing to really appreciate it.

You know what’s a bad sign? When there are so many creepy things going on in a video that you can’t really single one out. This gentleman tackles “recycling his own semen” to preserve his sperm count, spanking himself, wearing adult diapers/crapping himself, and then, the capper, is his childlike room filled with toys and posters. Never has Sonic the Hedgehog looked so menacing, presuming you’re not a mustachioed communist who turns cute little animals into robots.

One can only hope he never finds the “anomynoose” female who wronged him. Something tells me there’s a crawl space full of old Sailor Moon toys with her name on it.

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David
May 6, 2009
#1

Holy god. I may not sleep tonight. Or ever again.
Jeroen
May 6, 2009
#2

This guy is either retarded or has too much free time and his fetish is to screw with the human population.
Anonymous
May 7, 2009
#3

Dude, that’s Chris-Chan. He’s as old as the intarwebs. Do a quick Google search for him, and you can find videos of him slamming gays, having sex with a blowup doll, etc…
Illuminati
May 7, 2009
#4

Things I regret; buying my brother that camera.
Chris
May 7, 2009
#5

@Anonymous – I read the whole Encyclopedia Dramatic entry yesterday after posting this…so ridiculous. I’m not up on my 4chan as much as I should be. Apologies for disappointing you.
Anonymous
May 7, 2009
#6

That’s okay Chris. I realize that some people actually do work at their jobs, and don’t have 8 hours to surf the net. I definitely would recommend that everyone unfamiliar with Chris-Chan check out the ED article, as this shit is priceless.
KGKrause
May 12, 2009
#7

If only you morons knew the whole story of Chris-chan and his faggotry. This goes waaaay beyond ED and 4chan (or whatever *chan you’re partial to).
I can gaurantee that Christian Weston Chandler is by no means a troll and YES, he really does drink his semen (or “Navy” as he calls it). He mixes it with orange fucking fanta and drinks it! I shit you not!