Many businesses have to make cutbacks to save money when no money is coming in. But asking me to do things for you? Not likely, Bathroom Sign.

I’m fine with you keeping your job but I’m not okay with putting in more effort in your bathroom. I already have to flush the toilet and wash my hands (theoretically)…this other work ain’t happening. It’s a slipper slope. What next, I have to serve my own water? Or, even worse, serve it out of the toilet? You give Big Business an inch, they take a mile.

I would however be willing to flick the light on and off repeatedly as I leave. You damn kids never learn to shut up otherwise.

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