In fairness, this guy seems more like a borderline retard than a creep when compared to Chris-Chan, eater of semen, but still this video is certainly..something.

It just seems like smoking in the shower would be counterproductive. How badly do you need nicotine anyways? Are these 20 minutes in the shower really going to break you? I need to know more.

Unrelated to the video, I’ve never been a fan of jerking it in the shower. I feel like I’m imprisoned if I’m forced to beat it standing up. Plus the hot water just fs with my whole deal. It’s practically waterboarding. I don’t know why I’m telling you this…I guess the point is that if I’m in your bathroom, there’s a good chance you won’t be able to clone me from the leavings in the drain. Plus I need visual stimuli…I have the imagination of a dead rhinoceros and can’t get off to looking at well-done grout.

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