You know what I’m always looking for in my pornography? Extended scenes of poorly written parody. Good thing we have the heroes at New Sensations making films like this, a porn parody of Seinfeld cleverly titled “Seinfeld: A XXX Parody.”

Would it f’ing kill a porn company, with all of their money, to hire a inexperienced but talented young comedy writer instead of just churning this shit out written by some guy in a Persian club shirt and a hairy chest? I mean look, I’m not saying I’d be so proud of my work writing a porn parody of Seinfeld, but for the right amount of money, I have no doubt that I could turn out a script with 2 hours of romantic lovemaking between Susan’s father and John Cheever set to some Gregorian chants. Or something funny. Perhaps both, assuming someone slipped on a banana peel before the sodomy begins.

[additional NSFW pics of the film can be seen here]