Our friends at Fandome unearthed this video of guys on a dude ranch making OBSCENE basketball shots that shouldn’t be possible. It looked like a viral video to me, but I can’t see any cuts or anything so unless this is an ad for wasting entirely too much f’ing time trying to make stupid basketball shots, it may be legit.

Now that I think about it, what else is there to do on a dude ranch? Other than work and perhaps the occasional cow f’ing (look at her there, chewing her cud, she knows what she’s doing). I don’t get how people in the boonies like that exist, to be honest. I get bored when I’m not doing seven things at once, I can’t imagine what I’d do when a major portion of my day consists of sitting out in the yard and staring into my vast cornfields hoping some drifter with a machete doesn’t come over and interrupt my whittling.

Anyway, if the NBA ever goes entirely to HORSE competitions with watertowers and shit, watch out LeBron James. We’ve finally found a way to equalize your superior athleticism, basketball IQ, and all around talent with midwestern white man ingenuity!