What happens when you unleash a camera on a couple of hardcore rednecks? This piece of cinematic mastery. Just watch it.
Thank the Internet for wonders such as this. People often accuse me of being biased of Southerners on this site or misrepresenting them. But hey, now we have video proof (or, as the gentleman above might call it, “Videomographic everdents”). Also, that’s a WOMAN running the camera. A WOMAN. She doesn’t even have wrists! It looks like she’s wearing flesh colored Hulk Hands. It’s like looking into the baboon cage at the zoo. They’d probably have made a more coherent video too.
Feel free to defend yourselves in the comments below, Southern folk. But seriously, if it weren’t for Southern belles and barbecue, I’d be highly advocating just giving you to Mexico. Then we can make Canada the new South. At least they’ve got weed and hot strippers instead of “chew,” rebel flags, and vaguely entertaining appearances on Maury.
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May 19, 2009
#1
And where do you think that weed was grown? In KY, and bourbon, and Corvettes, and meth, and the south doesn’t spend much tax money on edjumacation or dental care.
But if you can reverse global climate and make Canada as hot as Mexico, I’m there.
yeah, well, i wrote this whole comment waiting for the player to load so I didn’t really watch it. Maybe you should actually get some bandwidth dude.
May 19, 2009
#2
Oh, those guys are from Alabama, hell yeah, pile all our nuclear waste on AL and shove ‘em onto the Mississippi and let ‘em float to Cuber.
May 20, 2009
#3
lol. Kentuckians are the most redneck mofos of them all. I’m surprised he didn’t shoot himself or his sweety with that gun.
May 20, 2009
#4
Who let those two out from under their rock?!? Well durnnnnnnnn we’ll just have to round’em up again and next time make sure they stay put. It’s always embarassin’ when the relations set out on a road trip. I heard they were lookin’ to take up at the Jersey Shore and git them one of those guido make overs. Seeing how they don’t sell enough hair gel in the south (we only have aquanet hair spray) they needed to go to the source. I believe they found this http://media.photobucket.com/image/guidos/errol_brownpants/guido12.jpg next to that bottle of horse fly medicine.
May 20, 2009
#5
It seems it is always the extreme cases that get pointed out. City folk at their worst are a-holes and then some. Perhaps a bit of equal time should be given by posting of video of the pompous douche bags on the other side of this great divide.
May 20, 2009
#6
HEY FUCK YOU MAN.. THERE´S NO WAY WE WANT THOSE REDNECKS DOWN IN MEXICO… FUCKING KEEP´EM TO YOURSELF…
May 20, 2009
#7
As a southerner I support you comments. The more propaganda you spread, the less guidos wearing wife beaters and gucci sunglasses I will see sporting their “tribal” tattoos on our beautiful southern beaches. Keep that shit up north, besides, we have a thing called natural wildlife down here and we all know northerners are terrified of anything with a heartbeat that doesn’t have gel in its hair. So enjoy your bagels and delis and we keep eating good food and keeping laughing at youse guys, your “naturally” orange complexion, and your ignorance in thinking that the south is more racist than the north.
May 20, 2009
#8
@goinglikesixty – It’s liveleak’s video, not me. My bandwidth is thick and juicy.
@jefferson davis – I own a cat, she doesn’t have any gel in her hair. Point: Me.
Also, while I LOVE BBQ, let’s not pretend that this “good food” doesn’t lead to extremely high rates of obesity.
Is this a common perception though, that the North = guidos? Since two of you already made that point, it must be.
May 21, 2009
#9
AHAHA
wow- i want one of those! can u buy them at the pound? cause i’ve never seen them in australian pet stores! hmm maybe ebay- not sure they’d make it through aus quarratine- glod bless all you scabies mofos- n they’re still wondering where the swine flu came from! its your fault for sending them onto mexico- soz babe:D
xx
rebecca
May 22, 2009
#10
There’s no doubting that he’s a Toofless, Banjo plucking, Goat fucking, Hayseed, and the odds are heavily in favor of his father pulling double duty in the relative department. But I assure you, you missunderestimate Southerners at your on risk. Yes there are many like O.H. who tend to be sneaky and ruthless. Hey, he’s got a 9MM, those things are usually very difficult to steal! So unless he inherited it when “Uncle Pa” died he’s must have something over someone. There are some Southerners that are pretty sharp too, just look at James Carville. Sure he’s a ranting Lunatic, but he’s no dummy. Guys like him will play you like a Fiddle, giving you just enough rope to hang yourself. So, watch your ass when you go down there.