Meet Damien Walters, a tumbler, gymnast, and martial artist who can do things with his body that you can’t even do in most video games. Check it out.

That’s just amazing. I never knew there were so many different ways to flip around and jump through a tight spot. This guy rocks. I’d like to hire him. Not for like a movie or anything, but I’d like him to do this flipping around shit while walking behind me and a girl on a date. Then he would flip in front of me and go, “It’s time.” After some well-choreographed back and forth with me and him and all his flipping, including each of us picking up a motorcycle and dueling with them like that Jet Li movie The One, culminating in me taking him down and punching him repeatedly in the head until he’s “unconscious.” How could you not give me the rimmingest of rimjobs after seeing that? I’d practically give myself one after a showing of such manliness.