Via Channelate comes this comic about the power of mind over matter.

Man, do I wish I had this trick about seven minutes ago at the rest stop. That burger I got from Roy Rogers tasted like feet and bovine depression.

See? Bet you thought I was going with a cock in the glory hole joke there. But I’ll have you know that the penises at the I-80 Exit 24 rest stop are fresh and nutritious. I-80: Because no one can hear the closet door open on the open road.