“Man, why does Madonna have to follow me everywhere?”
“There is only ONE real Lakers fan here”
“So is Terri Hatcher a MILF or a Cougar?”
“I’m hoping these tight clothes distract people away from the fact that Desperate Housewives has slipped in the ratings”
“Dad, this flow chart explains L. Ron Hubbard’s plan to a T. Do you get it?
“Maybe I can get Pau Gasol to star in Semi-Pro 2: From caveman to stardom”
“Good thing that Denver owner screwed us on the Pepsi Center. We were basking in relative obscurity otherwise”
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May 22, 2009
#1
The Tom Cruise and Terri Hatcher photos are hilariously accurate in caption! great piece!
July 12, 2009
#2
Teri, (Yes, it's spelled with one 'r') for the love of God, eat a sandwich. Or several. Your arms look like pipe cleaners.