Many people who do yoga are dirty and completely hateable. But with women like Rosa Acosta and her, um, large heart in this “Sexy Stretching” video, I may have to get a yoga mat and do it myself. Or at least get better binoculars.

Now wait, that’s not so pornish, you say. Well let’s get rid of that ambiguity, just to be safe. Skip to 4:44 if you want to see it entirely deteriorate to five seconds away from a softcore porn.

It’s always kind of funny to see women with huge breasts who are athletic. When I was in high school, there was this girl who did long distance races who had massive boobs. So she would run, and they would be hypnotically bouncing for like 15 minutes as she ran around the track. She wasn’t fast or anything, but every eye would be on her as she went around lap after lap. I’m pretty sure there were a couple of pairs of tented track shorts in the audience. But she kind of looked ridiculous because they were literally bouncing into her jaw. That’s the thing about high school…this was really hot when she was 17 or 18. Now, a mere 8 or 9 years later, they’re probably falling onto her stomach and have the approximate shape of the Hindenburg after the crash. Oh breasts, so wonderful yet so volatile.

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