Archive for June 2009
The After Party: To die forThe worst best man speech?
I need to know more about Soraia Marly
I Want: A Bugatti Stratos
Quote of the Day
The Show: Excellent
Fireworks safety is important
BETTER CLEAVAGE: ANNA OR ISLA?
As requested, more Kate Winslet
A moment with Janessa Leopard
RR Enriquez is Filipino, known as The Kissing Bandit
Interlude: No. Way.
Cross-dressing clowns are always causing problems
Keeley Hazell using a chain saw
The Pre-Party: Hard living
Monsters
AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini is all right
Ted Danson is smooooooth
A moment with Nicola Tappenden
HOT 90′s SUPERMODELS
Franciska Cser is missing some clothing
Top 10 compliments an athlete never wants to hear
The After Party: Something
Jessica Bratich is a hot WAG from down under
Going.com has a classy Michael Jackson tribute
I Want: Takara Tomy Micro Slot Cars
The Show: Being normal
Quote of the Day
Blake Lively don’t need no sex tape
A moment with Maria Sharapova
Basketball is deadly
Isabel Lucas might just be better than Megan Fox
Artist gets money to study asses
Interlude: Of course he was/hasn’t/did/was/does/didn’t
Paulina Rubio’s photo shoot for Elle
The Pre-Party: Incredibly hot
Crying wolf
Denise Richards maintains her MILF status in a bikini
Dogs have very specific tastes
WAYNE ELLINGTON’S GIRLFRIEND IS A BIT BUSTY
A moment with Monica Columbeanu
MARINERS GM TAKES ADVICE FROM FANS
Finally! Some more Raquel Alessi goodness
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
TIGERS CALL UP FU-TE-NI
Top 11 reasons why Jimmy Rollins has sucked this year
CONTEST! Win a great prize!
Stuff Guys Like [Recommendations from on 205th]
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 06.26.09
Assault with a deadly Cheeto
Righting a wrong: Laura Dore
I Want: A Sonic Bomb alarm clock
The Show: Sketchy
Quote of the Day
Ali Landry is on The Superstars, I guess
Mother of 550-pound kid jailed for neglect
A moment with Avril Lavigne
Christina Koletsa is Greek, so of course, she is hot
Rednecks should not get electricity
Interlude: Puff, puff, pass…
Behind the scenes of Olivia Munn’s Playboy shoot
A famous person has died
The Pre-Party: Strange
Michael Jackson
Emmanuelle Chriqui because she’s Emmanuelle Chriqui
A moment with the Hooters Bikini Car Wash Team
This is what is known as babes behaving badly
The After Party: Heartless
Top 11 things I want for my own death
Michael Jackson dies; shockingly it bothers me
RIP FARRAH FAWCETT
Drugs are bad, even in a bikini
Asdis Ran is ridiculous hot
I Want: A Terminator: Salvation flying skull
The Show: Bold and beautiful
Quote of the Day
Katie Price makes a few adjustments
This Japanese kid just learned an important lesson
A moment with Genna G
I must know more about Famina Romeo
Interlude: Wait… What?!
Katy Perry has odd eating habits
Driving an RC car like you’ve never seen before
The Pre-Party: Poop
Rating systems
Gay exorcisms seem fun
Vanessa Minnillo cleans up nicely
HOT OR NOT: CHEYENNE WOODS
A moment with Sally Ferreira
Angela Atanasova has amazing eyes, other stuff
LLEYTON HEWITT THINKS WOMEN AREN’T FIT; WIFE STILL HOT
MAGGS CUTS HIS HAIR
The After Party: Provocative
Top 11 ramifications of the US soccer team’s upset win over Spain
CONTEST! Win a couple of great prizes!
Sophie Paschalis is yet another hot Greek babe
I don't think you've heard enough about Iran
I Want: A Muska supercar
The Show: Pretty awesome
Quote of the Day
Christina Milian must have an album coming out
Homeless girl is going to Harvard
A moment with Misty Dawn
Dioni Tabbers dresses old school, has an amazing butt
Interlude: That is sad
Perez Hilton has many supporters
This really shouldn’t be turning me on, should it?
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
The Pre-Party: Skanky
Drink sharing
STEVE YZERMAN TO THE HALL OF FAME
The curse of Cheddar Bay
I think Katie Price is losing her mind
A moment with Chelsea Fujisawa
Filipa Paixão puts the beautiful in the game
Top 11 fan mistakes
The After Party: Looking sexy
Vanessa Veasley has curves in all the right places
I Want: A Fight Night Round 4 Xbox
Poker will solve all of Africa's problems
The Show: No offseason
Quote of the Day
How do I score an invite to a porn convention?
Shrimp are terrifying
A moment with Stephanie Ly
Sara Tommasi is Italian, wears bikinis
Interlude: But what about VORP?! DIPS?! PERA?!
Toronto needs more black people
Gina Carano will choke your ass out too
The Pre-Party: Revolution
The Dark Knight
Tila Tequila is getting it all figured out
This is poorly named
A moment with Kristen Bell
3 YEARS FOR STEALING A BIKE?
Magdalena Oliwa makes cars look good
Top 14 reasons to support the new USFL
The After Party: Glistening
Strip club sues 14 year-old kidnapped stripper
Alejandra Pulido can putt for me anytime
I Want: A Rocky III USB drive
The Show: Lovely
Quote of the Day
Ali Larter is a work of art
This is one impressive basketball shot
A moment with Shannon Noel
Who the hell is Amanda Rosa?
Neo-Nazi owned highway named after Jew
Interlude: Oh, please do…
Megan Fox’s EW photo shoot was pretty good
Scrooge McDuck
The Pre-Party: Snatch
I think this kid likes World of Warcraft
Ana Beatriz Barros doing what she does best
MAMMARIES MONDAY
A moment with Natalia Paris
Victoria Pendleton is a world champion babe
BOOM GETS THE DYNAMITE IN WACO
5 FUNNY PICTURES FROM THE US OPEN
Top 10 lessons that sports helps you teach to children
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 06.20.09
Shashi Naidoo has a cool name, body to match
I Want: A watch based on a Maserati supercar
For all the fathers this weekend
The Show: Pretty damn good
Quote of the Day
Audrina Patridge has found her true calling
Cop pulls gun at McDonald's since order took too long
A moment with Andreina Chataing
The June 19 Hot Link Orgy
Sylvia Berenite gives us a ride
Interlude: It’s a start…
Hitomi Tanaka bounces things
The Pre-Party: Poker?
LEIGHTON MEESTER HAS A SEX TAPE!!!!
The second coming
Julianne Hough because she’s Julianne Hough
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Pixar sends copy of Up to dying little girl
A moment with Sandra Bullock
Natali Dizdar is a Croatian sensation
SHAME ON THE USGA
Top 40 movies that would be improved by fisting
The After Party: FU
MSNBC encourages you to have creepy sex
Mirella Mendoza is Spanish… enough said
I Want: The Pizza Boss
The Show: Bearable
Quote of the Day
Bulletproof vest proves to be not bulletproof
Ana Carolina proves TV in Brazil is better
A moment with Torrie Wilson
Inês Aleluia, brother…
PETA does not support the President's fly murder
Interlude: Disaster
Hot girls crushing cars… now you have to watch…
The Pre-Party: Creepy
Retirement
Anri Sugihara scores one for the Asian community
Oh Hulu, you and your racism
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
A moment with Triana Iglesias
Christina Milian doing what hot babes do
Top 10 MLB bets I wish I could make
The After Party: Naughty
Betty White will strip for your amusement
Lora Karadjova is a singer, poses topless
I Want: An outlet wall
THE DAVID LETTERMAN HATE RALLY
The Show: Squeezed
Quote of the Day
Megan Fox is a heartbreaker
Charlotte Mears & Naomi Millbank-Smith sex up the links
A moment with Jenna Dewan
Tennis babes in bikinis
Interlude: No fun league?
Okay this is just disgusting
Eh, he didn’t need those teeth anyway
The Pre-Party: True love
Dial-up internet
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH HEIDI MONTAG
El Salvador is rapey
Mario Lopez’s girlfriend is top-heavy as hell
BONNIE BERNSTEIN THROWS HOCKEY PLAYER OVER BOARDS
A moment with Giorgia Palmas
Devon Aoki & friends got kinda naked
Top 10 overexposed stadium audio moments
The After Party: Sober, non-sexual
SHAWN JOHNSON EUTHANIZED
Olivia Wilde’s turn to be everywhere
I Want: A GPS-enabled Cobra SL3
The Show: Seriously hot
Entourage does kind of blow
Quote of the Day
It never ends… Yet another hot Argentinian babe…
The best gay Asian supermarket around
A moment with Megan Fox
More Nikki Dubose is a very good thing
Interlude: The Bowden legend grows…
How to deal with a creepy coworker
Baseball uniforms are way hotter than I remember
The Pre-Party: A blast
A magic board game
Izabel Goulart on the runway in a bikini
Roofies less prevalent than thought, according to study
A moment with Terrie Barr
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Ana Milojevic speaks my language
LAIMBEER HEADED TO NBA?
Top 10 signs your fantasy football habit is getting out of control
The After Party: Addict
Iranian woman strips to protest elections
Sofia Georgiou is back! Her shirt? Notsomuch…
I Want: A remote-controlled water cannon
The Show: Barely dressed
Quote of the Day
Miss BetUS June: Dawn Olivieri
Righting a wrong: Sofia Milos
The knife you can't stab with
A moment with Miss Arizona Alicia-Monique Blanco
Megan Fox… Transformers… yada yada yada… hot
Interlude: Paging The Big Unit…
Fox Business Network is well-prepared
I knew it! Megan Fox is not real!
The Pre-Party: Hope
The automobile
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH MEGAN FOX
Chanelle Hayes in a bikini is acceptable
Russian cats own the fuck out of American ones
A moment with Heidi Klum
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Chantelle Houghton in a bikini is not bad
BLOND TAKES A FALL AT NBA FINALS
UMP SAYS, "YOU’RE ALL OUT"
Top 11 consolations for Laker haters
Contest! Win a couple of great Blu-ray discs!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 06.13.09
This just in! I found the best beer evar
Hayley Swanson & Gabriella Bottarelli are crazy hot
Kate Gosselin is a great mom
I Want?: A floating electric massage chair
The Show: Interesting
Quote of the Day
Yawn! Charlize Theron looks hot… again…
Dutch TV is a bit pedophilic
A moment with Ursula Vagues
Ceca Velichkovich is Bulgarian, wet
Interlude: Yeah, that’s normal…
An exciting new way to wipe your ass
If the Star Trek Enterprise were run by hot babes…
The Pre-Party: Awesome
Free candy
Leona Lewis is very well-endowed
What to do when a girlfriend finds your special videos
A moment with Rachel Stevens
SO NICKLAS LIDSTROM HAS UM, A DAMAGED TESTICLE
Paola Pohl makes bowling sexy
CELEBRITY CAPTIONS AT THE NBA FINALS
The After Party: Spanked
Top 11 NBA Finals questions after Game Four
CONTEST! Win a big prize!
Awkward.
Monika Kis and her hand bra
I Want: An Ariel Atom 500 V8
The Show: Toned
Quote of the Day
Gisele Bundchen’s body is pretty swell
Indian women can no longer wear jeans
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
A moment with Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders
Jessica Canovas has no need for your bikini tops…
Interlude: Wise move
Man lives life in closet
Star Wars/Magnum P.I. mashup? Sure, why not?
The Pre-Party: Caliente
A fairy godmother
Cameron Diaz is okay I guess
Bananas are jerks
A moment with Maria Venus
TIM DONAGHY GETS BEAT UP IN JAIL
THAT’S ENTIRELY TOO MUCH CLOTHES MARIA
Annette Melton gets things moving ‘down under’
Win tickets to five concerts of your choice!
Top 10 fringe benefits of sports blogging
The After Party: Wonky
Reminder: Whores are people too
Adriana Fonseca is a Mexican actress, wears lingerie
I Want: This Reebok Vector O-Bat
The Show: Worth the wait
Quote of the Day
Amanda Righetti is starting to grow on me
Woman throws away mattress with $1 million inside
A moment with Nicole Graves
Larysa Poznyak is the face (body) of things
Interlude: Oh, God, no…
Negus is wildin'
Pro wrestling set to music is pretty cool
Bears
The Pre-Party: Times are tough
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
A Raffi/Lil Jon remix
Ana Beatriz Barros did some modeling… in a bikini
A moment with Vikki Blows
HAVE YOU SEEN HOSSA?
Nives Celzijus puts the hump in hump day
Top 11 signs your fantasy baseball team isn’t going to win this year
The After Party: Never disappoints
How ’bout a little more Sugey Abrego?
Stephen Colbert got his hurr did
I Want: A flexible OLED bracelet
The Show: Meltdown
Quote of the Day
Megan Fox has nice legs
You filthy snakist
A moment with Stacy Keibler
Claudia Ciardone is Argentinian, pretty much naked
Interlude: Soft, pansy
Apparently women are born not shutting up
Tila Tequila doing what she was born to do
The Pre-Party: Ridiculous
Kung fu class
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ANNA KOURNIKOVA
Natalie Imbruglia in a bikini is pretty good
The world of fat girls is clamoring for the new Twilight movie
ZACK MORRIS MAKES APPEARANCE ON JIMMY FALLON
A moment with Toni Braxton
Because I wanted to, more Adabel Guerrero
THE RED WINGS LIMO GETS THE FINGER IN PITTSBURGH
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Top 10 moves for Brett Favre to continue to get media attention
The After Party: Hot
Ashley Vee makes fishnet look good
Smurfs smurfing to set smurf record
I Want: Batman: Arkham Asylum
The Show: Nuclear
Quote of the Day
Nikki Dubose is pretty awesome
Cats and dogs, living together
A moment with the old, trashier Christina Aguilera
Cátia Rocha makes soccer sexy
Interlude: Yes!!
Bret Michaels is a bit clumsy
Abigail Clancy cannot sing, still looks good
Pandas
The Pre-Party: Shizzle
Man gets wife raped through Craigslist
Awwwww yeah… Kelly Carlson in a bikini
MAMMARIES MONDAY
A moment with Mari Ferrari
Adabel Guerrero gets things rolling…
Top 10 reasons why the Magic have hope
FAN ATTACKS ROGER FEDERER
GOALTENDING ON PAU GASOL?
Sharks are terrorists
Quote of the Day
Tetris porn is so hot
Reporter gets nice and wet
The secret ingredient
I
OOT Friday: Tatjana Simic
Top 10 ways the rest of the world has it better than the US in sports
Woman won't kiss anyone until marriage
Quote of the Day
Just another reason to hate the Chinese
Sign language is arousing
Finding the right woman
HILARIOUS CAVS PHOTOSHOP
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH AVP GIRLS
OOT Thursday: Cindy Alvarez
CELEBRITY REHAB…COME ON DENNIS
Top 10 things I’d try if I were an NFL GM
7 YouTube videos that could be considered child abuse
CONTEST! Win one of two great prizes!
Oh Webster, you so nasty
Quote of the Day
45 year-old former gubernatorial candidate vampire harasses teenage girl
MEET DOMINIKA CIBULKOVA
The commentator of our generation
PENGUINS PUT SIX MEN ON THE ICE; OFFICIALS TURN A BLIND EYE
Ventriloquism
Woman raped live on the Internet
OOT Wednesday: Jacqueline Rodriguez
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Top 10 reasons why the NBA needed four days off before The Finals
Weird guy prays, gets tasered by cops, magically gets away
Quote of the Day
This guy knows how to get hit by a car
Landlord installs mirrors in tenants' showers
A monotonous job
Mario's a shitty roommate
OOT Tuesday: Carla Salgueiro
Top 10 reasons why this MLB season sucks
MAMMARIES MONDAY
CONTEST! Win one of three great prizes!
Ellen Petri is Belgian, wears bikinis
I Want: A Bluetooth bracelet with caller ID
Two girls in bikinis break into cars
The Show: Natural
Quote of the Day
Vanessa Palma is Portuguese, hosts TV shows, wears little
YET ANOTHER REASON TO HATE SOCCER
Guido Beach
A moment with Elin Lanto
Isabel Neumair is in an Italian magazine, nuff said…
Interlude: Call the wahh-mbulance..
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH ALLISON STOKKE
The world of tomorrow, today!
You wish you had this guy’s balls…
The Pre-Party: Great moments
Right to the moon
Alessandra Ambrosio makes for a great birthday present
Eminem seems to enjoy being the butt of a joke
A moment with Nina Dobrev
SHARAPOVA’S TRAINER HAS A GREAT JOB
A Brazilian babe in lingerie to start the week off right
PITTSBURGH MEDIA GOES DOWN THE WHINY ROAD
Top 11 consolations for the NBA for Orlando beating Cleveland