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I'm going to recommend you take a moment or two out of your day to go and watch the worst best man speeches ever over at Asylum. Because this gem you'll see below is undeniably epic.It's easy to say that's the worst speech by a best man ever. But knowing how fed up the world is, there has to be much worse. Like a best man revealing like a Bond villain, that he's actually the father of the b ...more.

No idea who the hell this Soraia Marly is, but what else is new. I know she's sexy, in a bikini, and in a magazine so she fulfills all the requirements for being put on this site. I am going to take a stab and say she is Portugese, but other that I have no idea. You quit reading about 10 seconds ago anyway... ...more.

This Bugatti Stratos is what the cars of the future should look like. I mean, are you like me and are sorely disappointed that none of our cars look like they were pictured in movies when we were kids? For that matter, weren't we supposed to not even need roads by this point?! C'mon car companies... let's get going!The Bugatti Stratos is a slick design by France's Bruno Delussu, who was inspired b ...more.

I'm not sure what's more troubling about this story...that someone has to specifically ask not to have their lawn defecated on or that the other guy doing the defecating was so angered and offended that he couldn't do it. Either way, this amused me.It was a simple request: "Don't defecate on my lawn." But shortly after making it, the head of homeowner Elias Ramirez of Bridgeport was met by a b ...more.

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I guess technically this isn't irony, but there's something very fitting about a reporter doing a story on fireworks safety and accidentally shooting her cameraman in the face.I'm kind of surprised there isn't more innovation in the field of fireworks though. I mean it's pretty much been the same fundamental "Shoot colorful crap in the air, probably injure some redneck's eye" for the same cra ...more.

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Well, it wasn't so much of a request for more Kate Winslet, it's just that since more than 80% of you voted her "hot" a while back I figured you'd want to see this photo spread she did for GQ magazine. Especially since there is a hand bra involved and all. Was I wrong? ...more.

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Amazingly RR Enriquez is the very first Filipino babe we've featured here at on205th.com. Which is a shame because after seeing these photos of RR, we are betting there is more where she came from. As for her nickname, "The Kissing Bandit", she apparently kisses guys on some show over there named Banana Split. (Note to self: When in the Philippines, attend a taping of Banana Split.) End of report. ...more.

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Parades in general can get pretty out of hand. But even still, it's hard to say any has gotten quite as out of hand as Denver's Pridefest, in which a cross-dressing clown committed a robbery at gunpoint....more.

Yes, I said Keeley Hazell using a chain saw. Do you need more of a description? ...more.

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this important lesson on how to deal with monsters under your child's bed....more.

Seeing AnnaLynne McCord in a bikini top on the set of 90210 is a worthwhile distraction to our day. It's not as good as the last time we saw her in (and out) of her bikini, but it still beats a poke in the eye. Plus we have the small added bonus of Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes being on some of these pics. By the way, have any of you actually watched that show? Because I still haven't.) ...more.