Via Amazing Superpowers comes this comic about what happens when board games start keepin’ it real.

That’s creepy. At least it didn’t happen with Hungry Hungry Hippos. I get so tired of hippos snapping at me as I roll around in the middle of a table. Believe me, once was more than enough. Fortunately they were too lazy to move and remained completely stationary. Stupid hippos. That’s why a boxer who wasn’t even one of you became your King.