Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about what to do to spice up your workplace.

I could never be a clown. And it goes deeper than my pervasive fear of clowns (can you imagine looking in the mirror and being terrified of yourself? It’d be like being a suburban black man). But the idea of having to put makeup on every day and entertain children and avoid the temptation to lock them in my basement, it’s just too much. I’m pretty sure that’s what finally got to Gary Glitter.