It’s entirely too early for me to exist today let alone use any effort and this video is trending on YouTube right now despite being quite old so, hey, two great tastes. What happens when a dog has an unhealthy appetite for vaginas? Skip to 1:30 in.

You might think this is bad, but I think it’s a step forward for dogs. They bite penises all the time, plus they’re always shoving phallic objects like sausages in their mouths. That unhealthy obsession with men is either a gay thing or a completely sexist view towards women. Bitches are all about gender equality and respect, so we should view this vagina biting with the same reverence as women view things like Rosie the Riveter or Lilith Fair or that one episode of Sex and the City where Sarah Jessica Parker is all like, “Hey men, I am SO putting you in your place!”