Drunk girls are incredibly annoying to me, other than the part where they’re more inclined to allow me access to their orifices. Now put a girl on acid, remove the possibility of sex, and multiply that annoyance by 1000 and you get this video.
I’ve never done acid, so it’s entirely possible that I just don’t “get it,” but I’m not sure I see the benefit of the experience. I think enough outlandish shit when I’m sitting in my room alone without any stimuli, I don’t think I need to magnify that with drugs. Like the other day I started pondering how finite we are in this infinite world, and how meaningless so many of the things we do are (excluding this site which is of course the most important thing ever). And I thought I stumbled onto something poetic and meaningful, but then as I tried to articulate to a friend the brilliance that had accidentally come about, I’m pretty sure I rambled like I just got off a meth binge. So to get at the heart of my point, thoughts are for assholes and drug addicts.
Plus taking drugs in the woods is just dumb. Yeah, let me get stoned off my ass in a place with wild animals that are pretty much just monsters. That seems like a good idea. It’s probably really safe to get high off my ass and end up licking a bear because I thought it was a huge Teddy Graham. Brilliant.
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June 26, 2009
#1
Whoa, that thing you said about us being finite and meaningless is so DEEP, bro! You’re like, really deep and shit. You should write a book about meaningless shit and shit, bro.
June 26, 2009
#2
Don’t patronize me, Adam. Unless you were serious in which case, prepare to be enlightened.
June 26, 2009
#3
Hey idiot blogger, your site just got hits because of what you are bitching about. Stop trying to be cynic and sarcastic like everyone else who can’t think of anything funny or witty to say. Get a life and get off the blog.
June 26, 2009
#4
Um..what?
June 26, 2009
#5
You do drugs in the woods because theres less of a chance of running into an authority figure. such as you parents, your older nazi siblings, or the police and FBI agents. its a pretty good idea to do psychedelics in the woods. until you convince yourself that the blair witch is real. then the fun factor takes a nose dive. like your mom when shes drunk.
June 27, 2009
#6
I was patronizing you, Chris. Don’t act like you’re the only one who experiences an ontological paradox, here. Meaninglessness isn’t a new or novel topic.
However, if YOU were on acid you would probably STILL ponder such things. Hallucinogens are tricky in that they tend to bring things in our subconscious to the forefront of our thoughts. This girl is probably just trying to repress something by acting stupid.
June 28, 2009
#7
Remember what the doormouse said. “Feed your head”.
September 17, 2009
#8
“I’ve never done acid, so it’s entirely possible that I just don’t “get it,””
you don’t
“but I’m not sure I see the benefit of the experience.”
that’s cause you don’t get it
October 13, 2009
#9
that video was FUCKIN Frightening….. at the end the poor freaked out chick was sayin…..”We’re dead…. We all died!”…… Wierd, bad Acid……… Jesus christ that video was creepy…….. UNTIL….. those dudes start laughin and talkn so calm and casual about how the liked the sounds she was makin…. then I laughed so fucking hard!