Father’s Day is this Sunday and it’s difficult to not get sentimental when thinking of all the things your father has done for you. Like, for example, not pulling out.

I will be celebrating Father’s Day this weekend, but not as a father fortunately. Unless one of my exes had ovaries on their forehead and I didn’t know it. Then there’s a good shot there may be a depressing surprise in my future.

My question is..if I sell my sperm and someone uses it to fertilize their egg, do I get the Father’s Day card, or does the turkey baster?

[thanks Ryan for the tip!]