Granted, I often burst into flames the moment I enter a church, but I haven’t ever gotten the opportunity to see a young man being exorcised of his homosexuality. But this exorcism of The Gays out of a kid in a Connecticut church is undeniably compelling.

I like how the woman towards the end of the video is trying to be poignant when she says that she “thinks they were trying to help him, but instead they were just murdering his soul.” Now, yes, if he wants a meaty one down his gullet, by all means, he should help himself. But some bullcrap church pretending they can turn a man from gay to straight won’t really change who he is. I’m pretty sure he was a confused young man going into this, otherwise he wouldn’t have done it in the first place. So really all they did was make him through up and seize a bunch. While that’s certainly not a good thing, I doubt it was soul breaking.

The funnier thing would have been if the exorcism worked and the spirit entered the priest’s mouth, so then he just started making out with the kid or f’ing his face. I’m not saying it’d be proper church etiquette, but it certainly would have been a compelling twist.