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I don't think you've heard enough about Iran

You know what’s not getting enough coverage? The situation in Iran. Fret not, I’m here to help. Here’s a Funny or Die video about Mahmoud Ahmadinejad learning how to use Twitter.

I’m all for the people in Iran staking a claim for democracy and all that, but I’m getting a little tired of the social pressure on me caring. Don’t get me wrong, it sucks that they’re stuck under a leader who’s um, not a good guy? Maybe that’s not strong enough words. A leader who’s a bit of a meanie butthead jerk. Yes, that’ll do. But that’s what countries do, sort crap out. No one came over and jerked our ancestors off when they overtook the British. There were no red Twitter icons on the 1700s form of Twitter (carrier pigeons). Root them on, yes, but let them do their thing. Unless you’ve got some dictatorship-destroying flying carpet, in which case you were a dick for holding out on that thing for so long.

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  • Ev
    June 25, 2009
    #1

    I’m pretty sure it was the French doing the jerking after the independence war. They even gave a present.

  • OZ
    July 2, 2009
    #2

    I’m pretty sure you should shut the fuck up about the french, Ev.

    1- We didn’t invade the country we live in 5 hundred years ago
    2- We haven’t invaded a country since colonialism
    3- We have never stolen other people’s oil
    4- We have never crashed our own planes on our own people
    5- We have never had a president we hadn’t elected

    And what with the overconfidence? Go to war yet again, you will fail yet again.
    Fucking wanker.

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