I don’t know where I was when this video first went online like a month ago, but this kid freaking out over World of Warcraft tickled my fancy on an otherwise dark morning.

This is exactly what my tantrums look like when my girlfriend won’t put out. And how could she possibly resist after seeing me so manly and powerful like this?

I’m kind of already in a bad mood today and will now use this opportunity to vent on Bank of America. Apparently when I buy a large purchase and try to ship it to a different address other than my billing address, this makes Bank of America go, “WAITAMINUTE NO WAY!” They also require me to TELL THEM when I’m making a big purchase, otherwise they’ll think it’s fraud. So basically Bank of America is acting as though it’s my father, or the rich old guy that I’m sleeping with who takes care of me in exchange for tooting on his crusty old cock. I seriously f’ing hate banks and am one step away from either storing everything in my mattress or creating an entirely new type of currency made with my face on it and a thumbs up. Sure, most places won’t accept it. But when I find one that does…jackpot.