Colleges in one of India’s states (India has states, who knew?) are barring women from wearing jeans “for their own good.” Yay for logic!

Colleges in the Indian state of Uttar Pradesh said Wednesday that female students would be banned from wearing jeans and other Western clothes to halt sexual harassment by male classmates.
“Girls who choose to wear jeans will be expelled from the college,” Meeta Jamal, principal of the Dayanand girls’ college in Kanpur city told AFP. “This is the only way to stop crime against women.”
A growing number of colleges in Uttar Pradesh have decided to outlaw jeans, shorts, tight blouses and miniskirts on campus in an attempt to crack down on “Eve-teasing” — as sexual harassment is known in India.
Hindu extremist groups have in recent months attacked women drinking in pubs and threatened couples who make public displays of affection.
Look at that Indian girl up there, wearing her jeans. She knows what she’s doing. She’s asking for it. How dare she have pants on that fit her body in a normal way. How am I, as a man, supposed to control myself? It’s crazy! Your fault!
These countries with brown people are f’ing weird. They completely blame women for any problem men have at controlling themselves. Don’t get me wrong, when I see an attractive woman, I look at her. You might not be able to help that. But I don’t feel compelled to rip her top off and start dry humping her face like a dog. What next, filling vaginas up with cement just to prevent the temptation of getting a little side cooch? That’d be horrible. Unless there were a vagina-sized cement truck that backed up to it and let it out. That’d be kind of funny then. Because, come on, who’s driving that little thing?
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June 13, 2009
#1
“(India has states, who knew?)”
Wow, no way! Everyone knows only the USA has states! And Light bulbs too! And roads! Strange brown foreigners don’t have things that like, only Americans!
June 15, 2009
#2
“These countries with brown people are fucking weird.”
I think that was meant to be funny, but you are a fucking douche.
June 18, 2009
#3
“(India has states, who knew?)”
you don’t know india has states, yet you know waht ‘one’ of the collage in ‘one’ of the state is doing!!!
go get some general knowledge and come back to write a blog..
June 18, 2009
#4
@Sam and Illiminatus — It’s a throwaway joke. However, I could care less if India has states.
Sam, I’ll take criticism from someone who calls college “collage” the same day I find an Indian man who doesn’t smell like my asshole when it’s sweating after eating tandoori chicken.
September 19, 2009
#5
Man, you guys are fucking racists. Stop stereotyping people and start accepting them. I mean, come on, this world would not be so interesting if the USA were the only country in it
@illuminatus- haha way to go!!
November 6, 2009
#6
Come on Chris…that was uncalled for. I see conservative Christians doing their shitty things in America all the time. One church even called war martyrs to be deserving fags. We have stupid religious extremists in every country. Don’t generalize based on stupidity of one local private stupid college.
I get that you were trying to be funny and it was good actually but please don’t reply to idiots who don’t get your jokes by making racist remarks like people smelling like your asshole. That’s just wrong dude.