Katy Perry is a long-time favorite here but this photo she posted on Twitter is, well, confusing.

I like pizza. I also love nude Katy Perry. I even like room service in my hotel room. But this photo just kind of freaks me out. It’s kind of hedonistic, but it’s not because the pizza looks terrible and the bathtub looks about as luxurious as getting a sensual massage from a tiger.

If Katy Perry wants to make an object of herself on Twitter, then that’s fine. But what about the poor pizza? It doesn’t know any better, yet here it is naked as the day it was baked on the Internet for the world to see. What if the pizza’s family sees this photo? Katy Perry, you’re just a selfish woman. Whom I’d like to motorboat. It won’t fix your thoughtless ways, but it will help jumpstart the healing process.

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