Watching the game yesterday, I was shocked to see Magglio Ordonez look like a clean cut Army ranger….
Yes, Samson cut his locks….Actually, Samson was real powerful with his locks, Mags not so much…
With 2 hrs this season, Maggs is looking for something to turn his season around or risk being benched for the likes or Ryan Raburn or Josh Anderson
I hope for Maggs sake, this trick works…In the meantime, where’s Delilah? I heard she was hot and sorta slutty
H/t: Det4Lyfe
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June 28, 2009
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He looks like Super Mario… not the video game one