Man, you can never underestimate the power of Craigslist. Not only can you get worn out, semen-stained couches, but you can even hire someone to rape your wife. What a country!

A North Carolina man is accused of arranging to have his wife raped through personal ads on the Web site Craigslist, police said Wednesday.

The 25-year-old man, of Kannapolis, North Carolina, was arrested in connection with the incident that occurred at his home early Sunday, police said in a statement.

But on Tuesday, police found that the man “had responded to at least two personal ads on Craigslist.com in an effort to arrange for someone to come to his home and have sex with his wife using some type of scare tactic.”

“Investigators believe [he] arranged this incident without the knowledge or consent of the victim,” the police statement said.

The woman was taken to a hospital after the assault, where she underwent a forensic examination and was interviewed, police said. She suffered no serious physical injuries and was released shortly afterward.

It’s unclear if the husband did this as some sort of twisted sexual fetish or if he did it to f with his wife. Either way, I think we can all agree that this isn’t the funniest prank involving forcible sodomy that’s been pulled. That honor absolutely goes to the time I got my friend locked up in Riker’s for killing a prostitute. Little did he know that the prostitute was actually a mannequin with ketchup sprayed on its face and abdomen. Boy was his face red! Not from embarrassment, but from the beatings and the prison rape. Who knew that rectal bleeding reddened the face?

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