Good things come in small packages. I swear I’ve heard that before. And when it comes to Dominika Cibulkova, trust me, this rings true.

Standing at 5′3″ and built more like a gymnast than a tennis player, she absolutely trounced Maria Sharapova yesterday at the French Open.

For those of you scoring at home, Cibulkova stands a whopping 12 inches shorter than Maria.

Pretty incredible.

Oh yea, she’s hot too. Trust me, I watched the match. Not because I wanted to but because I was sick of watching re-runs of Saved by the Bell and the Fresh Prince.

Actually, nevermind.

And no, that’s not a tennis ball in her pants….she’s just happy to see me.

Wait, that doesn’t make sense.

I suck today.