Megan Fox is doing “the rounds” to promote the new Transformers movie (aforementioned rounds unfortunately do not include a stopover atop my penis) and she received some attention for a suitor. Typical stuck up celebrity though thinks this guy isn’t good enough for her. Shame.

This photoshopped version is also great/disturbing to jerk to.

I don’t really get the desire to camp out to get a glimpse of a celebrity. You see them at your local cafe, sure, that’s cool. But waiting outside in lines for the opportunity just to get a glimpse or an autograph, what good does that really do? Eventually, people will catch on and get the worthlessness in it. Which is why when I’m famous, I’ll offer a handjob/fingerpopping to every 1000th person who compliments me on my work. At least then they’re getting a prize they can really write home about and I get even more reason to be ashamed of myself/overly Purel my hands at night. Everybody wins!