People think US President Barack Obama is cool. You forget he’s a dorky black guy who studied enough to go to Yale. But if you want to see cool, look no further than the Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi…this quote is probably the best one a politician has ever given. Ever.

Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has refuted allegations that he paid prostitutes to attend parties he hosted at his various homes.

In an interview with Italian magazine “Chi,” the 72-year old denied he had ever paid for sex.

”I’ve never paid a woman. I never understood where the satisfaction is when you’re missing the pleasure of conquest,” Berlusconi told Chi.

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