This is just an odd story…not a quote, but quite possibly the oddest sentence written in the history of journalism. Video of the incident in question is here.

Police in Warren, Ohio, released video of a woman who was interrogated by officers with a baby squirrel in her shirt.

She was brought into the station to be questioned about a crime.

The detective sat amazed as the woman continued the conversation while tucking the squirrel into her cleavage.

Police let the woman and her animal friend go.

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