From the upcoming Oscar favorite film Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus comes this stirring scene about the Mega Shark falling in love with an airplane. Assuming it shows love like I do, by destroying things.

And here I was, thinking the Playstation 2-quality airplanes of Condor Airlines were safe. Shame on me. I guess that’s what happens when you make an airplane by copying it out of Metal Gear Solid rather than using actual metal. Live and learn.

My favorite part is the guy who’s getting married in two days, so he decides he needs to get up and, presumably, leave the airplane. “Oh shit, this plane is dangerous! Let me just walk out of this exit door here so that I can get home safe to my fiancee!” Because if there’s one way to survive a thrashing by a giant shark, it’s falling 10,000 feet back to the Earth. While I might not agree with the validity of this man’s methods, I certainly approve of his outside-the-box thinking.

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