I had this video set to post a couple days ago but I probably got distracted by a shiny object and forgot to finish it. Anyway, it’s freaking awesome and you can probably get the gist from the headline above.

I think this is so funny because it’s so far-fetched. Now if it were Doctor Mario, oh man, I’d be blowing a load in my own right eye right now. The way Mario took his honorary doctorate so seriously and somehow cured AIDS through the power of well-placed colored pills is something I can completely get behind.