I enjoyed this video of some dudes who, basically, go into a Red Lobster every year, act like douchebags in creative ways, then wait to see if they’ll still get served. This year’s version is an elaborate one.

That’s pretty crazy. You wouldn’t think they’d be able to get away with such wackiness at a classy establishment like Red Lobster. Anywhere that has stuffed lobsters on the wall and people who come around singing that ridiculous “TODAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY” song is pretty much a tuxedo away from being a recognized 5-star dining experience.

Those cheese biscuits rock my ass off though. They could tell me that they get a squid to jerk off onto them and they’re so delicious that I wouldn’t even give a f. I’d let that delicious squid jerk off straight into my mouth. Though man, that’d be pretty awkward for someone to walk in on without any context.