My man Aurelio with the Portuguese babe connection has come through for me again by introducing me to this stunning woman Joana Alvarenga. He says that she is a model and actress. I say she should be President of the freaking United States. Mama Mia, but she’s hot… Happy Saturday to us!

• Magdalena Oliwa made cars look good.
• We met Angela Atanasova, Sophie Paschalis & Dioni Tabbers.
• As well as Filipa Paixão, Vanessa Veasley & Amanda Rosa.
• And don’t forget Famina Romeo…
• Alejandra Pulido made golf sexy.
• Gina Carano choked out a TV host.
• Christina Milian did some sexy posing.
• Katie Price did things in little clothing.
• As did WAG Sara Tommasi.
• Porn conventions looked fun!
• Megan Fox’s EW photo shoot was pretty good.
• We learned the 11 sports fan mistakes…
• … and why we should support the new USFL.

• Babes: Genevieve Morton is the International Babe of the Day.
• NSFW: Gianna Michaels is spectacular.
• Video: Return of the faux-hawked LSU Tiger toddler.
• Babes: Bianca Kajlich: American soccer wife.
• Babes: AnnaLynne McCord’s cleavage is a reason to watch 90210.
• NSFW: Victoria Beckham with the see-through top.
• Video: Samurai cuts baseball in half with sword.
• Babes: Megan Fox gets groped.
• NSFW: Thea Coleman is a beautiful woman.
• Babes: Brazilian-born actress Luli Miller.
• Babes: Katy Perry – One smokin’ HOT pic.
• Babes: Today’s Super Mega Female: Rachel Bilson.
• Video: Violent Muppet ads from the sixties.
• Babes: Hot girls with some busty cleavage.
• Video: A Megan Fox wet scene.
• Babes: Crystal Klein in a striptease video.
• Stuff: Johnny Depp interested in playing Riddler in Batman 3.
• Stuff: The Barnes & Noble kids’ section is kind of raunchy.
• Video: Who put that car there?
• Sports: Footballer to get sex offenders’ treatment after exposing himself.
• Babes: Megan Fox is the dumbest hottie on the planet.
• Video: Brazilian cop car does some illegal road stunts.
• Babes: Gemma Massey is a seasoned pro.
• Stuff: Homeless girl is going to Harvard.
• Babes: Angelina Jolie & Megan Fox about to have a girl fight.
• Babes: The ladies of poker.
• Stuff: Get clean like a manly man.
• Stuff: The Mother of the Year Award goes to…
• Babes: Katy Perry is a downblouse babe.
• Stuff: Twilight movie-inspired Barbies.
• Babes: Birds-eye boobie shot leads Today’s Best.
• Babes: Elle Macpherson must upset other moms.
• Babes: Miley Cyrus on the set of The Last Song.
• NSFW: Jana Jordan in the great outdoors.
• Stuff: Barbie goes trailer trash.
• NSFW: Take your pick…
• Babes: Before they were music stars.
• Babes: Zooey Deschanel in 500 Days of Summer.
• Video: Bill Murray does Carl Spackler.
• Babes: Kendra Wilkinson with a some hot cleavage.
• Babes: Kandice Ann has 34DD’s and a major attitude.
• Babes: Britney Spears has disappointing cleavage.
• NSFW: More Anna Paquin topless in True Blood.
• Video: Juggling lessons.
• Babes: World’s greatest WAG Cheryl Tweedy did things.