This morning on the Today Show, they delved into all the hard-hitting news. Like “Can a boy do a somersault into a full-court basketball shot?” The answer: Yes, but only if he has really stupid hair.

That is a pretty amazing thing to do, I have to say. And I’m sure it took hours of practice and effort to get done. Which is good, because when interviewing at a college or a job, the first thing they ask is, “Have you ever hit a full-court shot after doing a front flip?” And if the answer is yes, they go, “Gnarrrrrrlyyyyyy!!!!!!” and leap into the air and give you a high five. That’s assuming you’re living in an early 90s commercial for Capri Sun. Which is to say, a perfect world.