Here’s an important lesson for the women out there: If you’re in decent shape and commit a crime in a bikini, apparently it’s hilarious and not that bad. Take for example this video from CNN of two girls breaking into a couple cars in an apartment complex and the complete lack of caring by the complex’s spokesperson.

I think this is a brilliant way to stake a claim for your uniqueness as a robber and not confine to the societal standards of “covering my face” or “attempting to hide my identity.” Somewhere, the Hamburglar now knows what a complete ass he’s been all his life. I mean come on, the burgers are like 70 cents. Plus you’re not exactly inconspicuous. Orange hair, a striped suit and a cape aren’t going to keep you too safe from being spotted.

This is pretty empowering for women, I think. These girls proved that in spite of their taut bodies and half-nakedness, they too can break into a car as well as anyone. We’re just scratching the surface here…who knows what else women can do if skimpily-clad and with no adversity to breaking the law? Are we on our way to seeing the world’s first sassy bikini strangler or a stunning bank robbery? One can only hope. It’d be like that movie Set It Off, only with less scenes of Queen Latifah singlehandedly eating all the inventory of a Roy Rogers.