Archive for July 2009
Uhhhhh this is pretty terrible sex baitViktoria Gyulai scores one for Hungary
I Want: A gas-powered vortex cannon
The Show: Spawn
Quote of the Day
Elena Santarelli likes footballers, looks great in a bikini
Oh, so that's what those child leashes are for
A moment with Katy Perry
Jennifer Aniston is chilly again
Interlude: Good thing…
This guy is either a great racist or an awful one
Madonna’s freaky arms explained
The Pre-Party: Genius
Beer at the White House
Ashley Greene cleans up well
Barbara Walters interviews the Ninja Turtles
A moment with Sophia Bush
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JENNIFER ANISTON
Rihanna’s still working the nipple tape
MICHAEL VICK’S LAWYERS ARE A BIT AMBITIOUS
The After Party: Showing off
MATTHEW STAFFORD LOVES THE LADIES
Jenna Haze in some magazine named Strip
I Want: A 98" TV above my bed
The Show: Pretty much awesome
Bar Refaeli let people take more pictures of her
A moment with Christina Aguilera
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH JAMIE PRESSLY
Sara Kokoni is Greek, ’nuff said…
Interlude: Wow
Advertising is so different, so much better, elsewhere
The Pre-Party: Choke
George Clooney’s girlfriend in a bikini is acceptable
A moment with Olivia Wilde
WHAT DID GARY MATTHEWS SAY?
Meet Janine Hamann…
BOB SEGER LIGHTS IT UP AT PRO-AM
The After Party: International
AIDS is an ineffective robbery tool
Miryan Martin knows how to wear a bikini, part two
I Want: A mini RC hovercraft
Quote of the Day
The Show: Lovely
Tiffani Thiessen is too busy
Lisa Rinna in a bikini is a good thing
A moment with Danielle Moinet
Joanna & Marta Krupa in bikinis never gets old
Woman is in love with roller coaster. Literally
Interlude: Oh, well then…
Today’s Time Waster: Mammary Memory Game
The difference between men and women
TIFFANI THIESSEN CANT DO SAVED BY THE BELL REUNION
The Pre-Party: Cooler
Homeless guy leaves behind $4 million
Mila Kunis at Comic-Con was a major disappointment
A moment with Michelle Baker
SO LONG BUICK OPEN…
Juliet Lima’s bikinis look a lot like lingerie
The After Party: Ready for takeoff
Breaking News: August 4th is A Day Without Megan Fox, uh, Day
Congrats, you're in an iPhone app
Miryan Martin knows how to wear a bikini, part one
I Want: A Dark Knight motorcycle suit
The Show: Corner pocket
Quote of the Day
Mena Suvari gets all sweaty working out
Perhaps being a fat guy is not so bad
A moment with Danielle Lloyd
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
Jessica Burciaga… in pictures
Interlude: Dude…
Madonna is like a mythical monster
Four naked babes and a dude make for a good day
The Pre-Party: Tribute
Working at Target
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH DANIELLE MOINET
Well, at least they're reasonably priced
For some reason… Paris Hilton & Eliza Dushku
A moment with Olivia Munn
KIM KARDASHIAN AND REGGIE BUSH BREAK UP
I am LOVING Miranda Kerr’s new bikini
FLORIDA PANTHERS EXECUTIVE HITS ON FOX NEWS REPORTER
The After Party: In public
I hate this joke. So much.
Jessica-Jane Clement defies description
I Want: An INDEN Ferrari F430
The Show: Anytime
Quote of the Day
SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING JUST GOT INTERESTING
Let’s just get this out of the way… Megan Fox at Comic-Con
A moment with Blake Lively (& Leighton Meester)
Fox News will get you laid
Ali Larter shows us her good side
Interlude: That can’t be good…
This dog is probably cooler than you
Jessica Burciaga’s photo shoot for Show magazine
The Pre-Party: Rocking
Online friends
AFTERNOON DELIGHT WITH KATE HUDSON
Bianca Gascoigne, as usual, in a bikini
This kid loves brushing teeth
A moment with Paula LaRocca
10 YEARS AGO, BARRY CALLED IT QUITS
Diana Pereira is one heck of a businesswoman
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
LEIF OLSON AND THE GREATEST HOLE IN ONE YOU’LL EVER SEE
California is fixed
OOT PM Links: Over 45
Quote of the Day
OOT Friday Babe: Mariana Ochoa
This guy is like Hitler
OOT Mid-Day Links: Part II
Man marries childhood sweetheart after 85 years
Today’s time waster: Ultimate Flash Sonic
Jelly bean drama
MARIA VERCHENOVA IS LOOKING GOOD AT THE EVIAN MASTERS
For the smelly asshole in your life
GRANDERSON HAS BACHELOR AUCTION FOR CHARITY
OOT AM Links: Mr. Freeze
MacGyver loves nude children
OOT PM Links: Nice
Quote of the Day
OOT Thursday Babe: Zimany Linda
Indian farmers get their daughters naked
OOT Mid-Day Links: Tribute
Vaginas: Nature's Rubik's Cube
Today’s time waster: Demolition City
An ideal woman
DETROIT COUNCILWOMAN MARTHA REEVES USES LIONS LOGO
Michael J. Fox's favorite restaurant
OOT AM Links: Wow
SERGEI FEDOROV SWINDLED OUT OF 43 MILLION?
"Your wife's a whore, you're fired."
OOT PM Links: The coolest
Quote of the Day
OOT Wednesday Babe: María Fernanda Malo
So they don't all know karate
OOT Mid-Day Links: Awesome
Oh, so that explains the special sauce being secret
Today’s time waster: Mansion Impossible
Don't stare
Kermit is a dirty slut
OOT AM Links: Inflatable
OOT PM Links: Devoted
OOT Tuesday Babe: Ludwika Paleta
Quote of the Day
Buzz Aldrin will knock you out
OOT Mid-Day Links: Ultimate
Arguably the best gay double amputee singer alive
Today’s time waster: World Overrun
Exploratory surgery
And they say Asian kids are smart
OOT AM Links: Sticky
THE INFLATABLE PENIS STORY
TMZ RESPECTS PRIVACY?
The After Party: Sucks
An exercise video you can't scrap to
Liis Lass puts Estonia on the map
I Want: One of these amazing garage door covers
The Show: Makin’ it rain…
Quote of the Day
Christina Aguilera knows how to wear a t-shirt
Rick Astley has found a purpose in life
A moment with Christine Hendricks
Neshan Mulazim is pretty good-looking
Miss BetUS June: Ursula Mayes
Interlude: Now what?
A dog. With eyebrows
Explain this one to your boss…
The Pre-Party: Perfect
Dating a magician
Germany knows how to sell Sprite
I am starting to have a thing for Stephanie Pratt
A moment with Cassie Sumner
LISA CINK MAY NOT BE HOT; SHOWS CLEAVAGE
MATT SCHAUB DRILLS LADY IN HEAD AT CELEBRITY GOLF TOURNEY
Erin McNaught is pretty awesome
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 07.18.09
Burgers + Facebook = Drug orgy
Body paint (or mud) does a body good
I Want: A rechargable air horn
The Show: All kinds of fun
Quote of the Day
Audrina Patridge in one hell of a shirt
Filipino Batman is a showman
A moment with Christy West
I must know more about Mariana Skieres
Interlude: That makes sense
Tips for hiding your child porn
That’s going to leave a mark… on the bone… in your leg
How to console a lover
The Pre-Party: Gone wild
Scarlett Johansson is an attractive woman
What Michael Jackson will look like
A moment with Kim Kardashian
How about a little more Laura Dore?
ANDY RICHTER ASKS SHAWN JOHNSON ABOUT HER TACOS
The After Party: Dumped
Rebecca Tysnes looks like she could do some damage
Aspiring nun caught up in naked photo problems
I Want: A Ducati 848 Nicky Hayden sportbike
The Show: Boring glory
Quote of the Day
How about a little more Carolina Ardohain?
Ferris wheels are more fun than I had realized
A moment with Sasha Grey
Miranda Kerr was at the ESPYs, also posed in lingerie
Interlude: Smart move…
Olivia Munn is in a music video
Sandra Lee is a dirty girl
The Pre-Party: Up close and personal
How to date a monster
I will never get enough Sofia Milos
Old man sexually assaulted by female gang
A moment with Lisa Neeld
I need to know more about Nicole Trunfio
SPORTS PIC OF THE DAY
5 REASONS RICHARD JEFFERSON LEFT HIS WOMAN AT THE ALTAR
WSOP DOWN TO FINAL TABLE
The After Party: Click
Nikoleta Lozanova will blow your mind… again…
Michael Jackson's burning skull has a video
I Want: This Louis Vuitton watch
The Show: Busy
Quote of the Day
Hayden Panettiere is the hottest midget alive
"Ghetto baskets" are a classy gift
A moment with Anushka Billa
Kari Sweets lives up to her name
Interlude: Good luck…
Perhaps this is a sign your love isn't meant to be
This, my friends, is how you do vodka shots
The Pre-Party: Too small
Bulletproof left ear
I prefer Lisa Rinna like this…
Karma is not very nice
A moment with Hayley Swanson
Breaking: Gina Carano did an interview
Marisa Miller, Jessica Stam & Lindsay Lohan did GQ
WHO IS THIS GUY?
The After Party: Looks awesome
I have the perfect product for your boobs
Joanna Krupa puts on another smokeshow
I Want: Calvin Klein USB Sunglasses
The Show: Showing off
Quote of the Day
Ali Landry gives us a flashback to 1996
God works in myseizurious ways
A moment with Christy West
Liliana Campos is pretty awesome
Mexico is chivalrous
Interlude: Bye, bye, bye…
What I will be doing the next 4th of July…
The Pre-Party: Jolted
Jobs
More of Monica Cruz in a bikini in Ibiza
Russian alcoholism is vibrant
A moment with Vanessa Hudgens
Lusy Rahmawati is a singer, has a nice rack
Contest! Win a great prize!
The After Party: Irritating
Suelyn Medeiros was almost a doctor
This poor little bear
I Want: A Nike t-shirt gun
The Show: Melted
Quote of the Day
Mary-Louise Parker knows how to cook
In your face, gay penguins
A moment with Daniela Cicarelli
Aubrey O’Day’s turn to do Peep Show
Interlude: Sweet…
Pools filled with sperm can be dangerous
Super Chuck Norris Bros.
The Pre-Party: The sexy side
New fantasies
Great… more Stephanie Pratt bikini pictures
This is the future of music
A moment with Monica Cruz
SITE NEWS
Ana Beatriz Barros does things for GQ
UFC 100 main event: Lesnar vs. Mir (fight/post-fight)
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ 07.11.09
Your UFC 100 Betting Preview
Vielka Valenzuela knows her lingerie
I Want: An R/C car that goes 161 MPH
Headbutts through a windshield seems like intelligent fun
The Show: Too small
Quote of the Day
Demi Moore in a bikini is pretty darn good
This baby is a rapist
A moment with Kylie Minogue
Sandrina Francisco knows how to pose
Interlude: Tracking balls…
Asian people do good Christopher Walken impressions
Creating art with Lewis Hamilton’s F1 car
The Pre-Party: Dreams do come true
SHAME ON YOU MR. PRESIDENT
The Dentist
CAROLINE WOZNIACKI HAS POTENTIAL
Quick… what does Megan Fox look like here?
The G8 Summit is all about the poontang
A moment with Svetoslava Simeonova
STALLWORTH SERVES 24 DAYS IN JAIL…INCREDIBLE
Ana Hickmann is an awesome dresser
The After Party: World’s hottest
Karla Souza y Maria Elisa put on a smoke show
Affordable fast food AND white rappers?
I Want: A Dolores Cooler Bag
Quote of the Day
The Show: Assume the position
James Franco deserves to speak at UCLA
Gentlemen, start your lesbian fantasies XXIIX
A moment with Rachel Mestonen
Katie Green sexes up tennis
French road rage is intense
Interlude: Nails…
Desk dance FAIL
Dracula
The Pre-Party: The bomb
America
Remember Eva Habermann? You will…
A moment with Jenna Jameson
Zaira Nara has a cool name, body to match
The After Party: Looking good
GREATEST PHOTOSHOP EVER
MENA SUVARI’S BUTT
Kara Tointon is from the UK, wears many bikinis
You got your chocolate in my dead body
I Want: A Ferrari Scuderia Spider 16 M
The Show: Balls
Quote of the Day
More Izabel Goulart? Yes, please…
United Airlines breaks dude's guitar, he writes song
A moment with Holly Madison
Supermodel likes to photograph herself in nothing but a towel
Interlude: Wonderful…
Canada is good at the Internet
A 2,700 HP Ford F-150 will get the job done
The Pre-Party: Stacked
Rainbows
Man drunk on mouthwash performs oral on unconscious sister
I think I need to see a Ciara concert
A moment with Menia Mathioudaki
Camila Velasco has me seeing stars
FIU CHEERLEADERS SAVED
MAGIC JOHNSON IS A BETTER POINT GUARD BECAUSE OF MJ
The After Party: Lovely
When silly viral videos go wrong
Montserrat Oliver is really, really attractive
I Want: A replica taxi meter for my car
The Show: By popular demand
Quote of the Day
Bianca Gascoigne is good at wearing bikinis
When sexy dances go wrong
A moment with Penelope Cruz
Julianne Hough’s Maxim outtakes are very good
Interlude: Misunderstanding
The world's strongest vagina is quite strong
Leeann Tweeden in the greatest PSAs evar
HOOTERS GIRL SHOWS OFF HER TALENT
The Pre-Party: Unfortunately named
Tinfoil hats
I would like to go to Belmullet
I loves me some Christina Ricci
A moment with Hilary Swank
Rachael Neiberding is also most wanted
NATALIE GULBIS IS STILL LOOKIN GOOD
The After Party: Classy
Joanna and Marta Krupa: Hottest sisters alive?
I Want: A Man Wall
Anderson Cooper knows furries
The Show: Awesome
Quote of the Day
Emma Watson is starting to get it
Repossessing cars
A moment with Hannah Hilton
Keeley, Emily, Krystal & Sarita are definitely most wanted
Interlude: Cha-Chang!
Shut the f up, midgets
I am all about the Roosevelts
The Pre-Party: Take a ride
Fourth of July
Michael Jackson is a ghost
I see Rihanna’s boobies…
A moment with Stevie Lynn
MAMMARIES MONDAY
RIP STEVE MCNAIR
The greatest television show evar
CONTEST! Win a couple of great prizes!
The Weekend Three-For-All ____ Independence Day!
Lyndall Jarvis is really, really pretty
I Want: A jet engine-powered ATV
The Show: Bad things
Dammit… Stephanie Pratt in a bikini
A moment with Alexandra
Bar Refaeli in a bikini with Aerosmith
Interlude: Rowdy, indeed
Hot girl + Golf trick shot = Awesomeness
The Pre-Party: Damn sexy
Cheryl Tweedy because she had a birthday
A moment with Natalie Martinez
Stella Dimetriou is Greek, a model, topless
Top 10 new WWE characters
The After Party: More
Hristina Ruseva is definitely "special"
I Want: The beer holster
The Show: Worthwhile
Michelle Hunziker is in a bikini again
A moment with Leighton Meester
Topless tennis anyone?
Interlude: Damn right…
Back in the Day: Megan Fox in a bikini
The Pre-Party: Take a crack
Debbie Gibson gives us some hot cougar action
A moment with Vanessa Minnillo
SAY IT AINT SO JOE
I THINK BROOKLYN DECKER IS LOOKING AT ME…
Brendha Haddad is Brazililan, need you know more?
Top 10 things I demand in my sports podcast
The After Party: A bit busty
Bar Refaeli got kinda naked for a video
I Want: A Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Grand Sport
The Show: Posh, rich and hot
Lacey Schwimmer turned 21, in a bikini
A moment with Alison Armitage
Russian singers are so awesome
Interlude: Shrill and distracting
Family makes their own potato Gatling gun
The Pre-Party: Armed
Holly Madison found work
A moment with Samantha
Elizabeth Cervantes is worth a look
THE WORST GYMNASTICS ROUTINE EVER
Top 10 threats to sports blogging