I have a weakness in my heart for Taco Bell as it helped me survive when I was broke during college. Finally, some brave white rappers were able to adequately convey my love for Taco Bell in a rap song that sounds like the title of another rap song.

Now this is no reflection on Taco Bell because tacos, burritos, and nachos are fantastic and whatever. But why is it that we always assume that white guys rapping somehow equates to funny? I mean the top selling rapper of the past decade is a white guy. But I’m supposed to bwahaha my way to speedy Mexican food because a couple white guys dressed in supposedly out of character clothing and put together an adequate-yet-not-mind-blowing couple of rhymes about their affinity for Taco Bell? I don’t get it.

If I were Taco Bell, here’s what I’d do: I’d get the rights to Speedy Gonzales, then have him do a series of commercials in which he sits in his study with a pipe and discusses the virtue of Taco Bell in perfectly spoken, eloquent English. Then he finds out that tacos are cheap or whatever and he completely loses this distinguished demeanor and regresses to the poor Mexican stereotype version of the character because he’s so excited over the tremendous value. AND why wouldn’t Warner Bros do it since it’d basically revitalize one of their products and make a lucrative revenue stream for it. Who wouldn’t go for this? Uh, other than Mexicans. Sorry guys but all of your societal progressions have to be sacrificed so WE CAN SELL SOME FING TACOS! HELL YEAH!