It’s safe to assume we’ve all masturbate to an exercise video or show at some point, right? I think the only one I have was Kiana Tom’s old show on ESPN2 back in my early jackin’ days. Well here’s one you probably can’t get off to because it’s alarmingly unsexy…jazzercise!

There has never been a moment where I have found someone calling me a hot dog to be arousing. Except when I used to go to Furry conventions dressed in the only costume I could afford, which is one of the Nathan’s mascot. Then, perhaps. But oh the deep dark places my all beef casing entered were enough to frighten even the most cynical man.

Anyway I’ve got Kiana Tom on the mind now, so here’s a YouTube video of her too. Feel free to list your exercise masturbation stories in the comments. It’s a sharing circle here, folks. Unless it involves sweating either to or fro the oldies. Then you might want to keep that one for your therapist.

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