Most people who’ve used the Internet know what furries are, particularly if you’ve ever Googled “Teddy Ruxpin sex.” Um, accidentally. Of course. Anyway Anderson Cooper really lays it out when CNN is covering a furry convention for some reason.

People often act like furries are the biggest sexual deviants on Earth, but I don’t agree. When you have a healthy sex life, things sometimes get a little weird. Like just because I ask you to dress like a zombie and threaten to eat my brains before I bash you in the head with a fake shotgun and f you doesn’t make me weird. It makes society unaccepting. Bunch of conformists, with your missionary and your love and affection and disdain towards f’ing reanimated corpses. That’s what ejaculation is all about my friends.