Arguably the best gay double amputee singer alive

As you may be aware as a long time reader of this site, I typically attempt to avoid judging others for being different. So let’s appreciate this video of a gay double amputee singing Mariah Carey purely for its artistic merits.

Stirring. What a beautiful rendition. It’s inspirational to see someone chasing their dreams to entertain in spite of their disabilities. By which I mean the fact that this Gollum-looking individual sounds like a retarded baby getting dropped from a 7th story window. I mean what is he doing trying to pull his shirt down to cover his stumps? It’s not like we as viewers were going to go, “Waaaaait, what is he hiding there? This totally normal person has something to hide!” Yeah, you got it Gay Amputee Dude, none of us were onto you.

You know what’s the great part about having sex with a Gay Amputee? They can’t run away when you tell them you have AIDS. *ba dum BUM* Thank you guys, I’ll be here raping Gay Amputees all week!

Chris Spags Chris is a comic and the founding editor of Guyism.com. He previously ran Blog of Hilarity and has contributed to numerous other prominent outlets. Known for his biting wit and nose for interesting items, there is no doubt that Chris smells better than any other writer that you can find.

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2 comments
  1. Maddie says:

    i don't think he's an amputee.. he has a foot.

  2. Sarah says:

    THIS GUY CAN'T SING–LET'S MAKE FUN OF HIS DISABILITIES.

    Real nice.

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