Via Wondermark comes this comic about the perils of superpowers.

How do you know when you have a superpower? I’d imagine you probably need someone to tell you. I’m pretty much a narcissist so I assume I must have one, but I don’t know which. I was hoping invisibility, but when I went into the women’s locker room, there was definitely yelling and pummeling. Then again, maybe I just lose invisibility when vigorously masturbating and licking my lips. These things are a delicate balance, for sure.