Via PartiallyClips comes this look at the needlessness of exploratory surgery.

I’m always afraid to let surgeons operate on me. I mean obviously there are the fears that something could go wrong. Nobody wants to die alone on an operating table. But more than that, I’m really concerned what people will think when they learn about my massive hydraulic penis. Oh, I’ve heard the slings and arrows all my life. “Chris, your penis is so awesome and powerful, how could something so majestic even exist?” And I’m sick of it. Can’t a man just have a fantastic penis which may or may not have been stolen from a robot that’s capable of pleasuring any woman and just live his life?