A classy showing of love between two individuals is illustrated in this photo from the Wonder Wheel at Coney Island. I guess it’s technically NSFW, but you can’t see anything good, especially his delicious cock I MEAN HER BOOBS OR VAGINA.

Looks like this girl’s getting more weiner than Nathan’s Famous Hot Dogs! Ohohohoho that was a totally imaginative pun.

Now I’m no relationship expert — which may surprise you based upon how often you see me getting kicked in delicate areas by various women — but I’m not sure there’s a whole lot of future for you as a couple when you’re getting fed missionary style on a ferris wheel at Coney Island. I don’t think it’s much of a sign of a man’s respect for you when his idea of passion is you smashing your head up against steel in some rickety carnival ride while he blows his load in 2 minutes going around the circle. Unless you’re a girl with carnival fetish, in which case, oh boy, do I have the balloon animal for you!